Mr Mat -: Archive

What I have learned about Fandoms purely through Tumblr in one sentence (spoilers maybe?)

Supernatural: There are two brothers who are having sex with each other and an angel, and one of them is a moose.
Doctor Who: An English gentleman who is upset about being human will come in a large blue police box at any point in time to make the most ridiculous faces at you.
Sherlock: An otter and a hedgehog solve crimes in a division not covered by any man.
Mass Effect: A woman has sex with a lot of aliens, while one man's butt saves the universe.
Dragon Age: A man wearing feathers and obsessed with kittens has sex with anyone who has a penis, and a few chicks, too.
Game of Thrones: Everyone dies, but only if they just promised to tell someone something important when they get back.
Avengers: There is a superhero orgy and everyone is invited but the Hulk and Black Widow.
Skyrim: FUS RO DAH
Homestuck: Something about yaoi trolls with Lisa Frank colors making out on stairs. And they all have sea slug penises.
The Hunger Games: Some people who play real life Sims with some kids. One of them loves bread.
Vocaloid: K-On with robots
The legend of Korra: SHIP EVERYONE

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Fucking hate complementary therapies.

suck a dick

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“People say they go to the country to see the Wildlife. I saw Rabbits, Pheasants and a Fox on the way home. They were all dead in the road…” —Karl Pilkington

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#karl pikington

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me: annyeong
friend: onion?

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Reblog if you want your followers to tell you which fictional character you remind them of.

whatacatchdonnie:

oh god yes please.

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regular-lord-joesus:

mel-lovable:

karameruru:

viremi:

thelocalpaedo:

TAKE^{E^{E^{E^{E^{E^{E^E}}}}}}

ON^{N^{N^{N^{N^{N^{N^N}}}}}}

ME^{E^{E^{E^{E^{E^{E^E}}}}}}

TAKE ON ME

TAKE^{E^{E^{E^{E^{E^{E^E}}}}}}

ME^{E^{E^{E^{E^{E^{E^E}}}}}}

ON^{N^{N^{N^{N^{N^{N^N}}}}}}

TAKE ON ME

I’LL^{L^{L^{L^{L^{L^{L^L}}}}}}

BE^{E^{E^{E^{E^{E^{E^E}}}}}}

GONE^{E^{E^{E^{E^{E^{E^E}}}}}}

IN A DAY OR

TWO^{O^{O^{O^{O^{O^{O^O}}}}}}

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HELLO PREMIERSHIP!

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#saints #southampton

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WE'RE GOING TO THE PREMIER LEAGUEEEEEE

G’WAAAAN SAINTS :D

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#southampton #saints

“MEELO THAT IS NOT A TOILET!” —Tenzin

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#korra

kilometriero:

who else remembers dial-up internet

and the noise whenever you turned on your internet

and how no one could use the phone if you were using the internet

oh memories

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I heard this great joke on Sims once...