I swear people these days are setting their kids up to be bullied. All the teenage mums giving their kids STUPID names.
my kids: mommy and daddy how did you two meet
me: the internet honey he reblogged my picture and that's when i knew he was dtf
Happy birthday to meeee
Oh no, im on that weird part of youtube again
Your real name: Mathew Lee Meredith 2. Your detective name (your favourite colour and favourite animal): Blue axolotl 3. Your soap opera name (your middle name and street name): Lee Aldersleigh 4. Your Star Trek name (first three letters of your last name, first two of middle, first two of first and last three of last: Merle Maith 5. Your Superhero name (the colour of your shirt and closest item...